it's time for some

mother

fucking

circuitboards? transistors?? HORRIBLE IDEA!!! use VACCUUM TUBES and MAGNETIC TAPE instead!!!!!

gameshows are the ONLY thing on television worth watching!!!

murder is okay BUT you gotta have fun with it.

joker?? who's that?? all i see is DISCOUNT CRACKERJACK !!

the cell phone was a MISTAKE!

they should let me break into the smithsoninan so i can be best friends with eniac

GUNS are the most boring way to kill people. instead, try: TELEVISION CAMERAS, VHS TAPES THROWN AT HIGH VELOCITIES, AN IMPROVISED KNIFE MADE OF YOUR OWN DETERIORATING BODY

touchscreens? pfff! it's all about ROTARY PHONE DIALS and SWITCHES OF UNKNONWN FUNCTION babey!!!!

who needs RASTER IMAGES? 3D VECTOR GRAPHICS IN GREEN AND BLACK are the way of the future!!

oh, but don't go yet, dear viewer! i'm throwing in a lifetime supply of PAIN, MISERY, and MINT AND AVOCADO ASPICS!!! NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?!?

help girl i keep falling into the conversation pit and giving myself a concussion